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20 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 207,504 notes

graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

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20 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 94,572 notes
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Business.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Business.

20 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 3,936 notes

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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20 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 47,905 notes

nextyearsgirl:

"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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20 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 182,148 notes
me reading my own posts: um no one cares asshole
20 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 35,243 notes
20 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 80,199 notes
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h0odrich:

A reporter for Alaska’s KTVA 11 News quit her job on the air after finishing a story on the Alaska Cannabis Club, a medical marijuana business.

ITS LIT

21 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 4,819 notes

gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

21 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 42,636 notes

matthewsagan:

This is the DNA of a self-identified homosexual person viewed under 10000x microscopic magnification. If you look closely you can see the DNA has unique characteristics, which supports the theory that there is a biological basis for homosexuality.

21 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 54,336 notes

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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21 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 136,486 notes

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

21 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 96,211 notes

blatznax:

artaxium:

nonewillknow:

Thepersonwhomadeamistake:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I fucking hate this bullshit so much.

Its misogynistic, archaic asscrap.

YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY.

WHO SHE DATES OR SLEEPS WITH IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. THINKING OTHERWISE IS INCREDIBLY CREEPY AND INVASIVE.

 SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE HER OWN CHOICES AND MISTAKES.

YOU DON’T MAKE THE RULES. SHE IS NOT CATTLE. HER LOVE LIFE IS NOT YOUR CONTRACT. SHE MAKES THE RULES.

Not only are you advocating for a father to not care about his daughter, but you’re also misinterpreting the video horribly. He threatens the man that breaks his daughter’s heart. He threaten’s the man that hits her. That takes away her smile. He does not say she cannot love anyone, male or female, he says that they better love her. And if that’s not what a father is supposed to do, then I’ll be damned.

Maybe I’m wrong, I accept that, but please… please explain to me how fatherly love and care for his daughter is an archaic and misogynistic practice. Explain to me how allowing her to date who she loves, to do what she wants, and teaching her to not put up with abuse is wrong. I would love to hear it, she might not be his property, but he is her guardian, and guarding her happiness is no crime.

Amen

Also, any person who is now afraid of dating his daughter absolutely shouldn’t be, because that is a man to look up to and feel safe with, and only if you have intentions to break her heart should you be afraid. Very afraid. You either have a cemented body guard for years, or a death dealer on two legs, you decide.

21 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 760,615 notes

kristineirl:

dear people of tumblr, i just want to let you know that this is not okay:

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it really irks me when i see people who are outside of my culture/race/heritage/etc use day of the dead makeup and such as halloween costumes. i don’t attempt to speak for everyone, but i know i’m…

21 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 8,627 notes

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

21 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 365,950 notes