shotgun shuts his cakehole
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
—Lao-Tze


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monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

3 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 120,100 notes

fasterfood:

“God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

3 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 74,221 notes

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

3 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 443,412 notes

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

3 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 764,345 notes

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

3 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 498,671 notes

joydick:

you mean to tell me that some people gain followers when they post a selfie?

3 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 1,134 notes
reconditechief:


Best gif of the first doctor that I have seen.

reconditechief:

Best gif of the first doctor that I have seen.

3 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 517 notes

timelordparadise:

commanderderp:

lastofthetimeladies:

#Steve that’s a judging face #are you judging Tony #I think you are #just because he put his name on a building too doesn’t mean he wants to take over the world #Tony wouldn’t have any idea what the fuck to do with the world if he had it #he’d probably give it to Pepper

reblogging for he’d probably give it to Pepper

He’d give 12% of it to Pepper

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 115,113 notes

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 61,071 notes

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 128,078 notes
ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 264,951 notes
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cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 82,665 notes

Jack Gleeson - Good Guy vs Evil Guy

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 75,439 notes

sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 144,046 notes

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 66,072 notes