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supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 263,009 notes

thislifeintransit:

Can I have a dog please?

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 148,579 notes
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ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 370,755 notes

Tony’s peeve

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 17,018 notes
mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 258,274 notes

thedrunkenenigma:

Lmaoo young

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 135,295 notes

definited:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 43,431 notes

trebled-negrita-princess:

theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 284,989 notes
theworldstandswithpalestine:

Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.

theworldstandswithpalestine:

Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 140,789 notes
thehiddentriforce:

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

Here is the full video for everyone who wants to see it; the gif doesn’t do justice: x

thehiddentriforce:

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

Here is the full video for everyone who wants to see it; the gif doesn’t do justice: x

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 522,572 notes
xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 58,360 notes

castielstardis221b:

guardingdark:

jimthefishisaninnuendo:

 

#midnight is a fucking tERRIFYING EPISODE okay

this episode legit gave me nightmares

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 155,909 notes

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 468,291 notes

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 344,279 notes
Why are all your poems about girls. Are you trying to write from a boys point of view? I think that's really creative and I've never seen that in writing before! You're going to go far with your poetry :)

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towritepoems:

I’M A HUGE LESBIAN

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 76,666 notes