shotgun shuts his cakehole
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
—Lao-Tze


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rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 402,811 notes

katherineofvalois:

AW YISS PEASANT COMICS BY KATE BEATON

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 194,900 notes
plays

jaydubfilm:

clairvoyantsam:

A dimension-traveling wizard gets stuck in the 21st century because cell phone radiation interferes with his magic. With his home world on the brink of war, he seeks help from a jaded travel agent who he mistakes for a great sorceress. Without his powers to prove his identity, she has trouble taking him seriously, but finally agrees to reveal the secrets of our world in exchange for a lunch date

Writer/Director: Jonathan Williams
Producers: Laura Perlmutter & Andrew Nicholas McCann Smith
Executive Producer: Bob Munroe

OKAY, GUYS!!! LISTEN UP. I’M CALLING IN EVERYONE IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM. We are well-known for being capable of making things happen and THIS is a project that needs OUR help to become a series!!! We all know Tahmoh Penikett who’s portayed Ezekiel/Gadreel on the 9th season of SPN. He portrays the main character of this story, Alar. Actress Erin Karpluk who plays Kim has also been on Supernatural. She was Monica in episode 1x21 (Salvation) and Robin in 9x07 (Bad Boys). From the trailer it seems like it has a lot of potential, a very interesting scenario, really coll special effects and an awesome cast. The trailer needs more views and likes and the official page on FB more followers!!! What do you say?? Will you help?? Please pass it on by reblogging this post, liking the FB page and sharing both the page and the trailer on the social networks!!! Let’s prove our fandom power!!!

Facebook page : https://www.facebook.com/ThePortalFilm?ref=br_tf

Trailer on youtube : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFJh1KmpfFk

Thanks for sharing, guys!   So awesome to see Supernatural fans using their powers for good!  :)

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 7,046 notes
7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 454,207 notes

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 679,429 notes

brookeeverdeen:

"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

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you know which girl i’m talking about 

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 109,789 notes

time-sponges:

dietchola:

the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

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deep roy

Deep roy the chocolate boy

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 261,532 notes

lameborghini:

today sucked but at least it’s not 2009

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 142,770 notes

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 434,098 notes
microsoftener:

oh dear steven you made a wrong turn

microsoftener:

oh dear steven you made a wrong turn

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 61,010 notes
thisnameisquitemanly:

kuriboh:

jonopoly:

We almost just died omfg the train got derailed look at that fucking bar sticking out of the floor

SYDNEY FUCKING PUBLIC FUCKING TRANSPORT

in australia even inanimate objects try to kill you

thisnameisquitemanly:

kuriboh:

jonopoly:

We almost just died omfg the train got derailed look at that fucking bar sticking out of the floor

SYDNEY FUCKING PUBLIC FUCKING TRANSPORT

in australia even inanimate objects try to kill you

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 41,539 notes

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 444,139 notes
foxyshy:

i hope they respond

foxyshy:

i hope they respond

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 14,626 notes