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“Please do not enter the garden area”

4 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 120,439 notes

perks-of-being-chinese:

perks-of-being-chinese:

YOOOOO

perks-of-being-chinese:

YOOOOO

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 24,280 notes

imcastortroy:

Favorite Chris² (Hemsworth & Evans) Moments

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 14,225 notes

stillazarafteralltheseyears:

You know what I find truly remarkable about this scene? Is not just that she JUMPS OFF A SPEEDING ALIEN VEHICLE HUNDREDS OF FEET ABOVE THE GROUND but that she knows the EXACT MOMENT to make the jump to not only hit the roof (which, at that height and speed is an incredibly small target) but to hit it at a point where she isn’t going to a) immediately crash into a wall or b) be carried by her momentum over the other side and down a gazillion stories to the ground.

Natasha had to calculate IN HER HEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE the velocity of the alien vehicle, the size of Stark Tower’s roof, how high she was above it (so she wasn’t so high she’d be killed just by the fall to the roof), how long it would take her to make the jump successfully, what position to hit the roof in to minimize the physical damage, possibly even half a dozen other things. A miscalculation either way—too soon or too late—would’ve killed her.

Yeah, when she describes someone genius-level smart in CA:TWS as “slightly smarter than her but only slightly,” she’s NOT KIDDING. Natasha is probably either just as or very nearly as smart as Bruce or Tony or Jane or Betty, her training just meant those smarts were put to use in a different way. And that it’s something she’s trained to manipulate people’s expectations of, just like with her sex. IMO, if Natasha asks to have something explained, it’s not because she doesn’t understand, it’s because she doesn’t want the person she’s asking to KNOW she understands. Because her stock in trade is getting people to underestimate her and then using that against them. And this scene is the proof. Because when no one is watching, she is BRILLIANT.

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 15,405 notes

somesickcat:

reminder that this is a thing that actually happened

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 119,398 notes
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ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 343,945 notes
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peachgod:

shit’s about to go down in hundred acre woods

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 32,289 notes

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 422,470 notes

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 219,225 notes

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 1,531,411 notes

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 266,640 notes

james-casillas:

ESPN World Cup 2014 Closing Montage- Favorite Parts

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 33 notes
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